monday is a weird day

Okay, first off, let me just bust all over the "great state" of texas. Texans think they are absolutely amazing and all, but no more! Between my buddy Wes' stories of SAD, which for those of you who don't know means SA-Dallas. (i'll leave the first 2 to your imagination, think traffic and all things miserable) The today show has undone anything good that Texas had going for it in about 4 minutes. Oklahoma's got weird places and crap and all, but nothing as bad as the museum Plano is boasting. Ugh. 

Now an odd local story. I have this guy who rides a bike near my house, and one of these days I'm going to take a picture of him because you all need to see him. He's just weird. 

He rides a bicycle (nothing fancy, probably the wal-mart special), with a motorcycle helmet. Think the one where the whole front is a piece of plastic. Almost like those face shields the morgue guy on CSI wears, but tinted black so you can't see his face. next, throw in blue jeans, a long sleeve shirt with a khaki vest, as in the fall/winter insulated vest that you wear in the cold. And leather work gloves. And I've seen this guy probably once a week for the last 6 or 7 weeks. So, basically, he's dressed for fall yard work and motorcycle riding all in 90 degree weather. I'm wondering if he's a vampire or something, and exposure to sunlight will end it all for him. But, I'm a little worried to just roll down the window and chat, I mean, what if he IS a vampire? Or at least creepy. I mean the work gloves and the vest make me wonder...